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if u were a bad person in the past then u totally deserve whatever bad thing is happening to u rn lawlz stop whining abt it on twitter dawg

omg its 9/11 today

if ur name is merritt watch out cuz im getting those cheeks soon

my nose is cold wtf

i would literally do anything to leave this class rn

i love ohio fr

new requirements to be my friend middle school edition
1: u cant be missing a tooth like that dumbass bitch bella
2: do not make me hate u by siding with other ppl (strangers)
3: u have to like doritos
4: u shall not be annoyed when i ramble (i talk a lot)
5: potentially optional: u have to worship cbus OH
6: do not be vague when i ask u smth important
7: I THINK thats all.

im literally so chronically online on here i might take a break

okay so i have pinworms nd they said they die with light so basically do i js open up my bootyhole nd shine the sun where the sun don't shine???

"my partner-" ur gay.

is it js me or does anyone else cream their pants randomly :P

male loneliness would b solved if dudes js dated eachother.. D;

guys i need to alert every1 of this new record in my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 career i did like 10 rounds today :P !!!