swagxxmonster's blog

im def not okay (mcr ref??)

MAN.. Those long toes of theirs I just want to smother them in cooking oil and lick them off clean.

i found out why people hate Comic sans.. it's obviously because they are miserable and lack joy that's why they're hating on the font. Also Curlz MT is probably the best font to use if you want to be whimsical and not emit negative energy out of the air you breathe

how do French people cry? do they just be like ouiii ouiii ouii >;(

"I was born to tell you i love you. And i am torn to do what i have to. To make you mine stay with me tonight."

"I don’t want to die. I’d rather just take drugs, write poetry and suffer."

EMAIL ME NOW >:(

"You couldn't pay me to touch that chonchburger!"-Brokencyde

js so u know a not so attractive person's lover could describe them in such a way that would make u think they are the most beautiful person in the world <3

"It's better to be a failure and enjoy good music and life than succeed and lead a shitty life."

join us for a bite was literally our song nd we used to sing it at lunch like literally FML rn

im gen so unemployed but i literally need to talk abt this why tf am i crying over a boy, like a homosapien of my own wtf dude

AHHH STOP THIS BOOK IS SOOO GOOD AHHHHHHHHH IT LITERALLY ALIGNS UP WITH THIS SONG IM LISTENING TO AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAJAJAJA (im going insane rn)

DONT U JS LOVE WHEN U GUESS SMTH ABT A CHARACTER RIGHT IN A BOOK LIKE YESSS I KNEW SHE WAS BLACK AHHHH YAYYYY AAHAHHAAHHA YESYESYYS LIKE IM SO SMART FR

help i screamed so loud when this song came on now my freaking throat hurts

consequences 😞

GUYS I MADE A CURSOR LOOK AT IT NOW

shit post saturday --> rare aesthetic: trying to sleep after a physical fight

I DONT USUALLY DO THIS BUT TYSM GUYS AHHHH

ik im on light mode blahblahblah but HTANK YOU ZSO MUCH AHHAHHHAHAH U GUYS ARE AWESOME <3 C:

i'm actually starting to deeply resent them atp

ESPECIALLY my dad