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My free verse poem!
THE DARKNESS
[a much more cringer poem]
[SOMEONE forced me to write a cringe poem]
[I am so cringe]
[:P]

Once there was a little koala,
With its brain so smooth,
A friction coefficient,
Of 0 overall.

But though it is so stupid,
It's still scared of the dark,
So every time night falls,
It will run out of its house.

It will run at such a speed,
Faster than sound,
It will charge into lava,
Oh it shines so bright.

A temperature of 100000K,
Ah, such a hot spring,
As the koala,
Is very fire-proof.

It's whole family followed,
Afraid to lose their youngest,
And especially the mother,
For it is an only child.

The playful koala,
Now in the light,
Slammed a buncha lava,
Into the others' eyes.

But oh, didn't you guess,
Their eyes are super strong,
So they fired 1000 lasers,
Into the lava fountain.

The little koala,
Was having so much fun,
Dodging the lasers,
And spitting bobas from its mouth.

The father was angry,
What was making a racquet,
When he was just having,
His 20hours sleep.

So he charged out of his house,
Carrying his tree branch,
And slammed it into the koala's face,
And brought him home instead.

But oh, the dark is so frightening,
The little koala cries,
So it hid a bunch of lava,
Inside its hay bed.

But the hay bed burned,
Burning down the house,
And who they rent it from,
Saw it all in his eyes.

Now they have a debt to pay,
And they have no money,
As the house costed,
About a million dollars.

So they ordered the little one,
To jump into the lava pool,
To get some more lava,
And shoot bobas at the man.

So it got 128kg of lava,
And placed it in its pouch,
And when the man came and asked for debt,
It spitted in his face.

AH, how it hurted,
How it burned his eyes,
That he ran away so fast,
At the speed of light.

Oh, they are safe,
But without a shelter,
So they stole the keys from the man,
And got 192 houses.

They jumped and cheered,
Jumped and cheered,
Twirled in fronta the little one,
And raised it into the air.

'Oh, we are rich now,'
'A million bucks in hands,'
'We are so lucky,'
'I can eat the world!'

The best day of their lives,
But they forgot the grandpa,
The guy came again,
Holding him hostage.

But he forgot a crucial thing,
That koalas are fire-proof,
So more fire bobas,
Exploded him off.

THE END

PS.
To satisfy my friend's need,
For unnecessary rhyme,
Here is a tiny verse,
For you to take your time.

Shooting lava boba,
While you eating caca
And listening to
Dear Lady Gaga